I know in the logical part of my brain that Jerry Rice Bear did not “actually” help my 49ers to victory and the Super Bowl. I know that. But I did get some clear indications of upcoming victory from my fortune cookie at lunch. So now I have Jerry Rice Bear AND fortune cookies working on one more victory.
No, I am perfectly sober.
Yes, I had to lay down on the floor of my hotel room during the very exciting second half of the game.
Yes, I immediately took a very hot, cleansing shower after the game was over to get the hotel room floor funk off.
No, I could not knit during the game, too nervy. No socks progress shots. Sorry.